Won't You Please Consider Donating Towards "The Cause"

Yesterday, I was reading through my email and came across an email from someone I have not heard from in over 2 years. The purpose of the email was not for "catching up" with one another. Instead, it was to inform me that her child was participating in a school fundraiser, and I was being asked to consider donating towards "the cause." What's "the cause," you ask? Well, to help pay for private school tuition. Hmmm..... I guess it never hurts to ask, right? I'm sure that private school is very expensive, because I know how much public school is costing us! And since I'm not quite sure how I feel about donating towards the cost of private education for her child, for now I have chosen to take the cowardly approach, and simply not respond! :-) But, I have decided to start my own fundraiser on behalf of Samuel and Avery. I am currently accepting donations of small bottles of water, juice boxes, Goldfish crackers, pretzels, raisins, mandarin oranges, chocolate chip cookies, Oreos, Cheetos, Doritos, Little Debbie snack cakes and muffins, apple cereal bars, Cheerios, Snack Pack pudding, Snack Pack applesauce, and crackers (saltine, graham, and animal). And what is "the cause" that you will be making a donation towards, you ask? Well, for your generous donation, you won't get a tax right off, sorry! But you will get the satisfaction of knowing that Samuel and Avery truly won't eat us out of house and home. :-)

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