Missing:
One Very Large & Very Friendly Maine Coon Cat
Last Seen Wearing Pink Collar With Green Tags
If Found, Please Call...

Yesterday after lunch, I realized that I hadn't seen Lid'l Lee for a while. This was nothing out of the ordinary though. I figured she was either in the back of the house, assuming her usual mid-day slumbering position on Samuel's top bunk bed, or she was outside roaming the neighborhood, possibly sunbathing on one of our neighbor's sidewalks. It wasn't until around 4:00 p.m. as we were getting ready to leave the house for a Super Bowl party, that I realized she wasn't anywhere to be found. I called out for her, but she didn't come. We left for the party, but I wasn't too worried. Lid'l Lee always comes back.
When we got home from the party, and she was still nowhere to be found, I started to get a little worried. I stayed up until around 11:00 p.m., walking outside and calling for her. Still, no Lid'l Lee... I stayed up most of the night, going back outside frequently. By 6:00 a.m. I was in panic mode. I drove around the neighborhood. I came home and Hector was getting ready for work. He told me as he was leaving the house that I should get together some information to go on a "missing" flyer to put up around the neighborhood. I told him that I was going to call our local animal shelter too. I called, and they were not open, so I left a message. I tried to come up with what I wanted to say on the "missing" flyer. Some of my first few drafts went something like this:
Missing: One very spoiled, very fat cat. We call her Lid'l Lee, although she doesn't respond to anything.
Missing: One very well-fed and very well-loved cat. Looks like a mix between a raccoon and a wild African cat. Has a curious looking black tuft of hair on her back side.
Missing: One, 17 pound fur ball. Last seen on Saturday morning, sporting a large belly flap and dainty pink collar. If found, my husband says "Finders Keepers" applies. Congratulations!
Our cat has to be the most spoiled rotten cat ever. She can drive me (and Hector) crazy at times. Lid'l Lee is a "talker." She likes to let everyone know when she's entering and exiting a room, especially when it's 2:00 a.m. "Meow, meow, meow. I'm leaving the room now. Please wake up and acknowledge the fact that I am leaving the room. You can go back to sleep now. Meow, meow, meow." This cat will sit in front of her water bowl, even if it's full, and meow until I empty out the old water and fill up the bowl with fresh water. This is the same cat that figured out that if she claws on the outside window screen of our master bedroom, that we will come open the front door for her to let her inside the house. She doesn't do that on any other screen of the house... just our bedroom screen. The same cat that bums food and treats off of our neighbors, only to come home, eat some more of her own food, and then throws it up everywhere. And she never throws up on the tile or hardwoods. It's always on the carpet...
You know that saying, "You don't know what you've got until it's gone."? Well, for a split second this morning as I was typing up the flyer, I found myself thinking "Woo Hoo! Freedom!" But that thought literally only lasted a second, because I immediately thought of how difficult it was going to be, telling Avery after school that Lid'l Lee was gone. It was at this point in my morning that I started to cry... I missed Lid'l Lee, but Avery was going to miss her even more!
I got up from the computer and took Isaac into his room to change his diaper and get him dressed for the day. And then, I heard something. A scratching noise. When I opened Isaac's closet door, there was Lid'l Lee looking at me right at my eye level, perched on top of some storage boxes. I guess when I picked out Isaac's clothes yesterday morning, Lid'l Lee thought it was a good idea to go hang out in his closet. I figured she must have been in there for around 20 hours. Crazy cat! She jumped off those boxes and ran straight to her food bowl. She scarfed down several big bites of food, drank her old water without even meowing once, turned around, and started walking off, and then threw up all over the carpet. Ah, I'm so glad Lid'l Lee wasn't really missing. Just think of all the good times we would have been "missing" out on... :-)